A friend said I was denying my hatred of right wingers. I told him I didn’t hate anyone. He said I did and it was therapeutic to express it. So I am giving it a try.
Republican Tea-Partyists are arrogant, gun-crazy, ammo-hoarding, Palin-fapping, fundie-freakazoid, Civil War II conspiring, militia member, Dittohead-nodding, liberal-hating, tinfoil-hat wearing, poverty-promoting, corporate-capitalist-ass-kissing, anti-labor/union bashing, job-killing, ultra-wealthy tax-cutting, drill-baby-drilling, climate-change denying, POTUS-threatening, PayPorn watching, Bircher, Randian philosophy-spouting, anti-abortion, POW-torturing, same-sex-marriage denying, xenophobic, deranged male-page-seducing, clueless hate-spewing troglodyte, brainless gay-hooker-patronizing, incompetent World War III-agitating, child hating, anti-education, revisionist, gasbag, World War III-agitating, Tea Party racist, Limbaugh-McCarthyite with delusions of adequacy.
Gee, I feel better already.
(Pardon the lack of parallel grammar Also I stole some of the hatred from somewhere, but can’t remember where.)